Bacon Flavored Spam!!!
I tried Spam for the first time recently and was NOT a fan (had to spit it out), but I will say Mike, bacon (good stuff, bad for you) could be a big improvement. I can't imagine it making it worse.
As for the the phone calls: I've found the DNC list works for a little while until the scammers and spammers find a way around it, which they do. I have found with the scams that when you start asking questions they hang up and don't call back. The spam solicitations are often automated dialed, I just don't answer or hang up on those immediately if I happen to.
The same with e-mail. If I get an obvious e-mail scam I reply back asking if the scam is profitable, because I need some extra cash. This could be problematic one day if it's a federal agent under cover, but they stop bothering me.