Henry, you are such a dear, generous man! The community is lucky to have you.
This is a prescription drug and the federal laws are fairly strict that only the person for whom the drug is prescribed may use it, regardless of the cost. It is one of the ways medication consumers can be protected against accidental overdose and/or abuse. Please take the can to Rick, and he will know what to do with it.
And don't worry about ending up in the klinck. I know some women who are very good cooks. We'll bring you dinner every night for as long as you're locked up!
Carolyn B.