Picture of the Day 2/3/11 and Blog- Laugh Along with Twitter

[MikeF9]

Thursday February 3, 2011
Picture of the Day

Jenny Johnson-TV News producer in Texas, where they have been having ice storms, on Twitter- "It's so cold here I'm starting to hallucinate. I swear I just saw the Monopoly man pull a giant beaver out of a hole."

LAUGH ALONG WITH TWITTER

Twitter's great. There is instant news, provoking thoughts, and some really funny stuff. As one guy said, "If I want to know how your day is going, I will check your status on Facebook. I'm on Twitter for the jokes."

Here's a few things I have retweeted:

DeathStarPR: "Girls, Justin Bieber is going to get 6mil #TwitterValentine msgs. If you want to get noticed you need a BIG GESTURE: Set fire to his car!"

Adult_Jokes: Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?

darthvader: Hello sand person. My name is Anakin Skywalker. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.

cyborgturkey: Somewhere an Egyptian teenager just lost his World of Warcraft connection, sat there shaking with fury, then joined the revolution.

billmaher: Egypt looks scary today - if the pyramids r on ur bucket list, might I suggest the Luxor casino in Las Vegas?

simonpegg: Oh the humanity RT @nickjfrost: Oh god...


DrunkCupid :...when we were done having sex I lost my job, my car, my dog and my house. Whose idea was it to set the mood with country music?!

ThatKevinSmith: Thousands of birds found dead with no indication as to what killed them. Smells like CigaretteSmokingMan.

DeathStarPR: Natalie Portman is pregnant. Can't shake the weird feeling that this might not work out well for the Empire... #StarWars

DeathStarPR: Life is like a box of liqueur chocolates: it tastes bad, everybody's drunk & you spend your time wishing you'd been given a different box.

NotGaryBusey: Getting drunk makes me feel young again. As in, all potty training goes out the window.