Burlington police find body in cemetery

[Henry]

Boy what super sleuths these Burlington Police are - Imagine finding a body in the cemetery.  Not really funny, but when I saw that headline with the following brief write-up it hit me as being just a bit funny.

Burlington police find body in cemetery

Burlington police found a body of a woman Tuesday in the New Mount Calvary Cemetery off Plattsburg Avenue, but the circumstances of the death were not considered suspicious.

[Chris Santee]

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and

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Say goodnight, Dick.