As A Democrat?? - As A Republican?? - Not Impressed

[Henry]

I can't imagine young Tom Salmon as Governor:

Political scientist Garrison Nelson says the Salmon Switch is less about party affiliation -- and suspects it's more about Salmon's plan to run for higher office -- either Governor or Lieutenant Governor.  This is an opportunistic move by young Mr. Salmon.  It's not the case that the Democratic Party has left them. They have always been on the more conservative side of the Democratic Party.  Salmon sees as an opportunity during a period of uncertainty to seize the opportunity that won't come again for another ten years, but Nelson calls this a risky political move -- and that Salmon may have quote "got off the lifeboat -- and on to the Titanic."

[special ED]

 
 
Great Orators of the Democratic Party
  'One man with courage makes a majority.' 
-  Andrew Jackson
  'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' 
-    Franklin  D.   Roosevelt 

  'The buck stops here.'
-  Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'
-          John F. Kennedy

...and from today's Genius Democrats:


'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?''
-  Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.'
-  Jesse Jackson

  'Those rumors are false ..... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.' 
-  John Edwards

'I invented the Internet'
- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my  rosary  beads up their ASS.'
-  Joe Biden

' America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was....uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.'
-  Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.'
-  Barack Obama   (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'
-  Nancy Pelosi     (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'
-  Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more faithful,   true, and honest than he.'
-  Hillary Clinton     (Quoted 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?   

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[Loctavious]

Dear sir,

        I notice you didn't even touch the MOST BRILLIANT ORATOR of the GOP of recent history who was at the helm for the past 8 years. 

        I don't have the time to waste on compiling that collection - though if you want a taste just check out some David Letterman from the past 8 years.