Yeah yeah yeah... So my lawn got a little long
And yes, I think I DID distract a driver that was following too closely and obviously too fast, behind a tractor pulling an implement down 104... Was it a baler? I wasn't really watching. All of a sudden I heard tires screeching and the car swerving all over the road as they realized they were about to eat it... Scary!
So because of the new "distracted driver" law, I think it's best that I not mow my lawn anymore. Clearly I'm too much of a distraction for drivers (and understandably so!).